The only guarantee in life is the present moment. Shall we seize it together? That is, only if you are also a believer in the quantum potential of free-thinkers colliding, all that we can dream up when we let go of the limits that bound us to routine daily existence.

We deserve more than to get old and boring while playing by the rules. We deserve to see and be seen on a soul level. We deserve to slow down, savour the simple pleasures of coming to know each other, and sparkle with what the future might bring.

I'm an insatiable nerd, unapologetic foodie, and personalized lifehacker. As a recovering workaholic, I'm eager to preach the gospel on the joys of living your best life today, no more waiting until after you make that next paycheck or promotion. Ready? Set. Let the rebellion begin.

How does this work?

Email me with screening info and a sense of when you were thinking we might first meet. An email address for a companion from your recent past who can vouch for you as a reference is preferred. If you’re unable to provide a reference, share a link to one or more of your public social media accounts, along with a $100 deposit via Paypal. Alternatively, I will also accept a selfie holding your government issued ID (you can black out all the info except for your name), along with a $100 deposit via Paypal.

What’s this about screening?

While I maintain my belief in the essential goodness of humanity, I must also confront the nasty realities of the material world, which unfortunately includes some pretty unsavoury characters. I know your mom thinks you’re a great guy but I’m going to need to check for myself to confirm that you’re not a serial killer or, worse, a QAnon believer. Rest assured that your information is solely for my confidential pleasure and that you can trust I’ll keep your secrets.

However, if submitting to screening stresses you out, I wish you the best of luck in finding your best match even if I’m not the one. I am confident that strict adherence to these screening requirements afford me and those close to me a sense of comfort and security that I am unwilling to compromise. The magic begins with this leap of faith.

You may also note that since Canada (AG) v. Bedford what happens among consenting adults behind closed doors here in the Free North is entirely lawful.

A refresher on the dirty details you need to include in your email:

• Screening info? Email address for a companion from your recent past preferred!

• When, where, and for how long would you like to meet?